Slipping into Madness

E3: Achoo!

Pick from your choice of the most simple/basic songs ever written and give it a little more 'spice': “Happy Birthday”, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”, “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”, etc. (be mindful of your rating!)

Original:

Lullaby and goodnight, with roses bedight
With lilies o'er spread is baby's wee bed
Lay thee down now and rest, may thy slumber be blessed
Lay thee down now and rest, may thy slumber be blessed

Spiced up version:

Lullaby. Baby mine, smell the ginger ground fine,
sprinkle in some cinnamon, add in cloves and cardamom,
Go to sleep as the air fills—not a thing can compare.
When you wake, time to eat, something spicy and sweet.

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