Chapter 7 of Norma's Homemade Banana Bar

Number 17

Now you just cannot let prompts like this go without a snide remark or two.

How is it that testosterone awareness day and vasectomy day are on the same day as Guiness world records day? Is that a fluke?

Are all the guys going to get together and have a contest? Well, of course they will. And then they’ll have a great unfriend day.

I vote we disregard the testosterone, vasectomy and unfriend days. We should all get together and sing ‘Kum ba ya’ around a campfire as we eat baklava and homemade bread and s’mores. We can introduce all the international students to some of our weird American customs.

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