The Whatever Files

May Is Almost Over

May is almost over
June not quite begun
Let us take a moment to see how far we've come

Many merit badges given
Gift points spread most free
There's a whole month left to go, yes, the best is yet to be

Write something heartfelt
Meaningful and such
Send it with a merit badge, and it won't cost you much

For schnujo will refund you,
A cool 15K a pop
Until you reach the limit, and then you'll have to stop

Adhere's Gifting Em-Bees
(Thank you GeminiGem)
Once your entries in, then he'll be sending them

Whatever you've decided
To enter or decline
We really are so laid back, we almost lie supine