Drumpf Jokes

Light Bulb

Q:          How Many Drumpfs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
A:          Seven:

One to shout ‘fake news’: “Reports of a failed bulb are just lamestream media attempts to damage my presidency!

One to deny responsibility: No one could have foreseen that a light bulb would burn out!

One to shift the blame: The previous administration handed me this mess. They should have changed the bulb!

One to go golfing: It’s a working vacation, believe me!

One to collude with Russia and turn the bulb: If they offer to help I’d do it again!

One to take the credit: This is a big win that only I could pull off, I know more about dim bulbs than anybody!

And one to make the boast: Not a lot of people know this, but I invented electricity!