A poem a day keeps the cobwebs off my keyboard. |
My greatest thrill was getting that package on Christmas Day. Covered in bows and ribbons it was a wonder of display. Inside, my heart’s desire - the most amazing device, with the most sought-after apps (including A.I. for advice). I added all my contacts, sneered at your landline. For now everyone I knew, was in this box of mine. I studied all the instructions, and set up the biometrics. I probed A.I. for answers , on weather and geometrics. At first I felt connected to all my family and friends, to interesting tidbits, and news about the end. But all those bells and whistles get annoying when they keep beeping while in the toilet, or when I’m trying to sleep. So today I found the manual behind the bed where it had dropped. I found the answer to my troubles, and turned the damn thing off. Written for "PromptMaster !" PromptMaster Prize Prompt: The most exciting thing to find in an instruction manual. |