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If you've ever had goldfish you'll understand the spiritual bond. I like to watch my goldfish as I play The Beatles White Album. I have a pop eye black moore who looks a lot like Paul. Well, I'm listening to Straw Berry Fields. And Paul started talking to me through the goldfish. The conversation was one sided. Paul was rambling on about the U.S. Deficit and how it was effecting his taxes in Britain. I thought, "Why would he be telling me this?" and "Is Paul a Rahman Buddhist Avatar?" I know he studied transcendental meditation. I asked Paul if the true path to happiness was in nothingness. The goldfish wiggled about furiously blowing bubbles. Paul wanted to hide his money in off shore venture capital. "To hell with estate taxes" he gurgled. This started me thinking, "What is a deficit for?" It's about accumulating interest. So, the more interest the more return on the deficit! That means trillions of dollars in the federal bank. That's why the Federal Reserve sent a billion dollars to the Bank of London. So, they could make more money on interest. Paul made a long line of poop through out the aquarium. He was not happy with my explanation. He just wanted his money back. Silly, goldfish.

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