At fifteen years of age, out of an earnest desire to lead Sarah Palin won the cheerleaders pom-pom. Nikki Halen sought out Sarah Palin for her hard earned leadership skills. Every action of our lives ought to spring from this fervent desire to lead. Sarah Palin was a beauty contestant in the Miss America pagent. Nikki Halen reportly has had a three way relationship with rival campaign managers. Together they make a dynomite duo. Lets remember the Republicans are responsible for our sex appeal throughout the world. There is nothing sexier than unregualted oil drilling in the gulf. Yeah! Texas tea! Movie stars! Cement ponds full of oil. I think George Bush(Jr) will be remembered as the sexiest president, who started WWIII. And who better to represent these gorgious Republicans, than Sarah Palin and her girl friend Nikki Halen? They can walk on water! The sludge is thick enough. Vote for the Republican ticket and get more cash for goop.