Between the Lines Discussion

I asked my husband, once, to promise me he'd tell me if I ever started to look like I needed a "WIDE LOAD" sign plastered across my butt.

He refused. He won't tell me I look good if he doesn't think I do, but he's smart enough, and gentleman enough, and loves me enough, not to go there. Thus, I have two girlfriends who've promised to tell me if I do. And I have no doubt these two would, too.